I was thinking today how much I’d like a rug for the front room. I even went internet shopping for one and then I thought no. I can’t get a rug. O would eat it.
My little bear eats pretty much anything. This is another thing which I’m hoping he grows out of and we can start to have nice things. I mean we won’t be prising visitors handbags/ footwear out of his mouth when he’s in his thirties right? Right? You’ll notice I don’t say twenties, let’s not get too carried away with ourselves.
Just for posterity if nothing else here is a list of some of the things my son has eaten. Spoiler alert most of it isn’t food.
Tissues out of pockets.
Food from other people’s plates – mostly his dad’s yay!
A slug off a window – still makes me feel sick
Handles of handbags – to be fair this does give me an excuse to buy more.
Bits sneakily picked off the bottom of people’s shoes
The carpet in his bedroom.
The underlay from his bedroom
His bed
The walls – yes actual walls! – in the front room dining room and his bedroom.
3 possibly more remote controls.
An armchair – this was a gradual process
Countless soft toys
A mattress. – his own.
Our fence panels.
The neighbours fence panels -this gets awkward
Every flower and small tree we’ve had in our garden ever
Grass
Food grabbed from the hands of unsuspecting passing strangers – again awkward.
Swimming floats.
2 car seats on school buses.
The handle of a wheelchair that was in front of him on the school bus.
There are lots more I’m sure but there comes a point when you realise a list could be endless. He has never been ill from anything he’s eaten and we removed all the poisonous plants and flowers from our garden. Things we’ve actually managed to stop him for eating far out way what he has eaten. He does enjoy actual food too, and lots of it.
Does anyone else have a child that likes too chomp? I wonder if anyone else doesn’t buy things they need, or would like in case it gets a chunk bitten out of it.
It is pure pleasure and comfort for him. Total sensory heaven. One day he won’t need to mouth and chew everything. Then I’ll get a rug for the front room.
